'WINNER: Legalsuper Law Revue of the Year Competition 2011 FEATURED ON: http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/entertainment/restaurants-and-bars/viewers-eat-up-uq-food-court-spoof-20110909-1k13o.html http://www.lawyersweekly.com.au/news/uq-rap-wins-law-revue-comp Credits: Writer: Jo Sri and Alex Forrester Singers: Jo Sri and Kimie Tsukakoshi Audio: Farhan Huq Production team: Pat Begley, Alex Forrester, Matt Hendry and James Semit Director of Photography: James Semit Lyrics: Yeah I\'m out at UQ Down in the law library Only just had breakfast, but already I\'m hungry Should have brought a sandwich, or some kind of muesli bar I could eat it anywhere, I eat muesli everywhere But now I\'ve got no options, Stomach\'s making funny noises Vending machine\'s broken, nearby fat guy eats McDonalds Step out into sunshine Great Court is empty I could go to Merlot\'s now Should I get a pastry? Grass looking tasty Salivating Starving so bad that I\'m hallucinating W201, Chilling with my boy Hinchy, Said we should get subway -- but Russell I ain\'t made of money, Say what up to pad thai? Munching on some mad thai, Sitting courtside appetite like I got high Hunger got me psyched out I could eat a manatee, No time for platitudes, put your mouth where your money is Food court, don\'t know what their lunches are made of There\'s nothing you can\'t chew Down in the food court Each dish is flavoured with sand too Gravy train inspires you, Let\'s hear it for food court, food court food court Catch me at the souv hut getting with an Aussie wrap Boy this shit is so good I will even risk a heart attack Ready for dessert though, Craving a gelato Dolce and Banana got me covered with their bacio Welcome to the grease pot Where the food is never hot Never ask for chicken it, tastes like a fly swat Tackle Box, oily woks, dirty socks, get a dish Yeah mixing fish and chips with bolognaise I got my greatest wish Cooking food this bad? Have to be a sadist Shitness for the fittest it\'s survival of the fattest Vegetarian comes with little bits of meat The ibis\'ll steal your food, pigeons pooing on your seat Ads for kit-kat, ads for red room, Ads fucking everywhere it\'s like I\'m in Will Anderson\'s Bedroom Can\'t afford anything, five finger discount No-one goes hungry, here in the Sunshine state yeah Food court, lots of people of Chinese background And no that\'s not racist Just stating facts - food court The staff sometimes wash their hands too Hygiene will inspire you Pig out at the food court, food court Food court Free food on the floor if you\'re not picky Wipe hands on friends, when they get sticky No place in the world that could compare Everybody gets their lunch and Everybody finds \"hair, hair, hair, hair\" Food court, sushi roll costs more than my textbook It\'s ninety percent rice And so\'s the book -- food court Weekly specials aren\'t really weekly And nor are they special Don\'t touch my chips Food court, food court, food court'
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